i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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