you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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