The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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