I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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