What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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