I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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