is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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