Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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