I'm eating all of the evidence.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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