...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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