talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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