fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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