life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Your cock deserves a montage
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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