i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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