I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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