I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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