She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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