I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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