halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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