So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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