So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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