can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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