i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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