I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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