I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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