the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
