He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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