dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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