**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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