I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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