How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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