You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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