I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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