just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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