I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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