How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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