I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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