Say something about gay babies.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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