Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
