he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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