all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
i out mim tonsoeep
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