Kiss
Puke
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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