how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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