and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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