Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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