Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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