WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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