But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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