my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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