No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I supernannyed him into submission
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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