I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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