im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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