Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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