i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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