That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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